The Hockey Beast

Jaromir Jagr reveals which book he last read, and nobody is disappointed with the answer

That time Teemu Selanne crushed Bruce Boudreau’s heart, by pretending to be Wayne Gretzky

When P.K. Subban ducked a punch from Chris Pronger and told him to “suck it” in his only second NHL game

When the US Olympic Team got on national TV and delivered their favorite pick-up lines for hockey players

When Chris Pronger took a puck to the chest, almost died and woke up thinking Al MacInnis was God

When Selanne and Getzlaf learned how to burnout, and almost got thrown into jail before the Stanley Cup Final

Rookie Moritz Seider demolishes Michael Raffl with a hit that would have made Niklas Kronwall proud

Oilers great Kevin Lowe unexpectedly burns Toronto Maple Leafs during Hall of Fame induction speech

Georges Laraque just met Dominik Hasek, and made The Dominator sign the most awesome note for him

Sidney Crosby loses it and takes out frustration on Caps’ rookie, gets away without a penalty